One of the greatest (and most difficult) tricks any guy can master, is the quick and painless removal of a women’s bra. Two glorious treats await underneath what George Castanza called “two cups in the front; two hooks in the back; how do they do it?”
However, after news broke this week about a woman who smuggled a monkey in her bra into a courthouse, it became abundantly clear that bras aren’t just for boobies anymore. They are also for…
Tools
Wallets (or Brallets)
Drugs
Guns
Everything Else
As much as we all enjoy cash, drugs, and monkeys, I think we can all agree that the greatest thing to ever go into, or come out of a bra, is boobs.
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