One of the greatest (and most difficult) tricks any guy can master, is the quick and painless removal of a women’s bra. Two glorious treats await underneath what George Castanza called “two cups in the front; two hooks in the back; how do they do it?”
However, after news broke this week about a woman who smuggled a monkey in her bra into a courthouse, it became abundantly clear that bras aren’t just for boobies anymore. They are also for…
Wallets (or Brallets)
As much as we all enjoy cash, drugs, and monkeys, I think we can all agree that the greatest thing to ever go into, or come out of a bra, is boobs."